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Mare Magare

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Embassy of eSerbia
« on: December 21, 2011, 02:41:13 pm »
Hello dear Irishmen,

I hereby reopen embassy of Serbia, lost in a terrible webquake that crashed the previous one :D
I shall keep you informed about current assembly of Serbian government and general course of Serbian foreign affairs, provide you with any (unclassified :P ) information of interest for Ireland involving Serbia, and rally you with Serbian diplomats and common people you may need.

Enjoy the game, meet some people!

Mare Magare, ambassador of eSerbia in eIreland.
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Re: Embassy of eSerbia
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2011, 02:45:02 pm »
Serbian government for the month of December appears like this:

President: desert hamster

Ministry of Foreign Affairs lead by Zeka-Peka

Ministry of Defense team lead by Pati Saijic

Ministry of Economy lead by cowboy_from_hell

Ministry of Interior lead by Aleksandar Pajicic

Ministry of Education lead by Gambino_SSSS

Ministry of Informing lead by dasa1234567890

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Out on the battlefields, Serbia is largely ignored by opposing countries in direct encounters, which makes us somewhat frustrated, having to focus on allies' battles (and too many of them) in times of "patriotic" missions.
Feels good to lose an ally like what Turkey became with arrival of new generations, but at the other hand, we have to sweat for victories now, which is a habit we gave up long ago. Some interesting times lie ahead, but more expensive as well, time will tell who benefits on revolutionary introduction of Q6 weapons.
Global strategy remains the same, Serbia tends to conquer the whole world, but we are currently restricted to our enemies :D
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Re: Embassy of eSerbia
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2012, 01:30:43 am »
Hello again!
I'm coming out with usual report on assembly of Serbian government for January.

President: Slobodan Prvi

Ministry of Foreign Affairs lead by Splindza

Ministry of Defense team lead by IcemanTheDestroyer

Ministry of Economy lead by BojanKostic

Ministry of Interior lead by Emparor Leonida

Ministry of Education lead by Seven Navy

Ministry of Informing lead by dasa1234567890

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New government consists largely than usual of these few players from Serbia that you may have seen tanking, showing that Serbia has chosen the "fight tooth and nail" approach to the crisis ONE is going through, rather than diplomacy.

Past month has brought ONE to a verge of collapse, with TEDEN propaganda working on it harder than ever. Poland and Hungary - pillars of ONE - have fallen, and I honestly expect that to happen to Serbia when circumstances become favorable. However, this crisis closes our ranks. While Serbia loses territories - ONE strengthens now, almost all of proONE countries are back on track, which I personally regard as return of responsible behavior of Serbia, as leader of ONE.  Captain must be the last to abandon sinking ship, we will share the faith of alliance whatever it might be.
Deletion of Serbia is therefore slightly more likely to happen than not, but for that pleasure someone will have to pay dearly. In RL money, I mean.

Awaiting for that, we grow inpatient to conquer the whole world afterwards, but I'll arrange something so that we leave Ireland alone and conquer gray fields in Asia in return ;)
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Re: Embassy of eSerbia
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2012, 09:42:34 am »
Thank you for reporting me your new goverment,feel free to contact me if you need anything and if i can help you i will try to do it

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Re: Embassy of eSerbia
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2012, 04:32:26 pm »
Welcome to my forums.
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Re: Embassy of eSerbia
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2012, 01:03:43 am »
Hello Irishmen, this is monthly report of Serbian government assembly for February.

President: Danijel82

Ministry of Foreign Affairs lead by Zeka-Peka

Ministry of Defense team lead by desert hamster

Ministry of Economy lead by BojanKostic

Ministry of Interior lead by JovicaSM

Ministry of Education lead by Gambino_SSSS

Ministry of Informing lead by Hromoplast

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As predicted, past month has seen the fall of Serbia. Crucial difference comparing to the past time is the fact that we couldn't care less.

Long lasting destruction of the game's social aspect is beginning to inflict severe damage on communities around the new world, competitive spirit is ruined by yet unseen usage of gold for tanking and especially bots in crucial stages of battles, economy module is absurd for a very long time, and political one was never popular for broader audience anyway...
All of this made dedication to the game on a record low level, and when you see your friends and fine men, how one after another leave the game we have LIVED together for years... Then it really doesn't matter who won some "important" battle...

Besides all that, I know our conquest of the world seems hopeless right now, but we are on trace of Getafix's legendary potions, so you better beware! :)

'till next time,
greetings from snow-covered Serbia

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Re: Embassy of eSerbia
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2012, 01:04:12 am »
Good job Mare Magare.I think you're right that Plato has been cutting the social part of the game into pieces and is making a salad...
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Re: Embassy of eSerbia
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2012, 10:57:14 pm »
All I gotta say is, Mare Magare is cool.



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Re: Embassy of eSerbia
« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2012, 09:54:13 am »
Glad to have you here on our forums man, keep the good work up.
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Re: Embassy of eSerbia
« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2012, 04:20:43 am »
Hello and thanks for nice words! I bring you an assembly of Serbian government for March.

President: dorks

Ministry of Foreign Affairs lead by Strahinjic Banovan

Ministry of Defense team lead by Sheljudin

Ministry of Economy lead by remaaa

Ministry of Interior lead by Ralle72

Ministry of Education lead by Gambino_SSSS

Ministry of Informing lead by ProDeran

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New president of Serbia is dorks, whom I know in person as a dedicated and mature man. Thus we may expect absence of stupidity in Serbian politics this month.

Regarding past 30 days, the first thing that deserves to be mentioned is a regional erep meeting held in Belgrade on March 3th. It was attended by players from all ex-Yugoslav republics I think, including a guy you should all know from eIreland, Davorko. Not able to tell how it was since I wasn't there this time, but you can see for yourself from a nice article by dSoKre and several other articles linked in his.



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Regarding the game, Serbia is without congress for the second month in a row which, combined with stupid money transfer limitations, makes over 2.5kk RSD on county's account frozen and useless. This is a major setback for Serbian fire power, which relies on a massive military and paramilitary forces financed by state. Due to that fact, Serbian involvement in worldwide battles, essential for ONE efficiency, is at record low level, which makes whole of ONE alliance suffer and crisis within doesn't seem close to an end.

It's needless to remind that we make preparations for the glorious world conquest, which is set to begin by next total solar eclipse in Romania.

'till next month (or some random drunken night:)
greetings from Serbia o/
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Re: Embassy of eSerbia
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2012, 07:44:00 pm »
Hello Irish friends!

I've been inactive for quite a while, but now I have quite a reason to re-appear!

I've just learned that football national squads of Serbia and Ireland will play a friendly match in Belgrade, on 15.8.2012.

For some, it's a reason enough to come, for all the others - there is a bait hard to ignore: The fixture drops in the middle of Belgrade beer festival which is regularly attended by a crowd of 100k+ every night!

If you decide to come, contact me to help you organize the trip and place to stay, and I offer to host one or two of you, depending on situation and possibilities, as I live in Belgrade neighboring city of Zemun, with common inter-city bus and train lines with Belgrade.

Best regards, and see you in Belgrade!
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Re: Embassy of eSerbia
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2012, 07:50:32 pm »
See you there.