Here is an excerpt from my latest article in my newspaper. It gets everything I have to say about being back wrapped up nicely, so here you go.
"Hello my fellow citizens of eIreland. I am Justori Bronzeg, one time congressman of this great country. I have come back from a VERY long hiatus. I have already joined a new party, and a new military unity, and am ready to fight for my country and run for congress (perhaps president too?).
When you vote for me, you can expect be 100% sure of my attempting to do as I promise. I'm all about honesty, and doing what the people want. I cannot be bought, and there is no dirt with which I can be blackmailed. What I promise you I will do, I will try my hardest to do. I'll even do the things the majority of citizens want me to do, as if I were elected, i'd be representing you, the people of this fine nation.
If you want honesty, if you want an end to empty promises, and if you want a politician who will do as the people want, then you want Justori Bronzeg.
In the coming days, weeks, and months I plan to get back into the swing of things and again achieve political office.
Good day to all of you, and thank you for reading.
~Justori Bronzeg"